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'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'
"Who told the press we were having a bad hair day?"
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"Geez, Bob, this is stupid. What have you got, hair for brains?"
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"I'm sure it's a rug."
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The four stages of male hair loss.
"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."
"Somehow, on you it doesn't look shaved—it just looks bald."
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'Are those extensions, Bob?'
At the Hair Club for Men's extreme-testing facility.
'We don't like to call it baldness, Mr. Glemmer. Here, we say you have an enhanced scalp.'
'On me 'ead son!'
Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.
With a distinct lack of hair, Ed had to approach his comb over from a different angle.
'The hair specialist is down the hall.'
'I can't seem to lose weight.' 'If it's any consolation, you're thinning on top.'
'Well, somebody's got to fluff my wig.'
'Don't be silly- it doesn't bother me that you're going prematurely piebald,'
You reach the age where nature develops a sense of humour about where hair should grow.
Last Hair Care Kit.
'The only thing that stops hair falling is the floor.'
'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'
'Yes, I'm a bald eagle, but funnily enough, so was my mother...'
"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.
Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.
"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."
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