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"And this time--no ark!"
Noah and the animals emerge from spaceship.
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"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"
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Instead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.
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"Well, now the flood warning's been downgraded to just a light mid-afternoon sprinkle."
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'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'
'That's probably not a good sign.'
'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'
"Lose the cap."
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'At this time, I'd like to point out some of the safety features and emergency exits that our craft is equipped with...'
"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."
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"I tried to get just two ants."
"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."
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"I wouldn't say 'favorite' animal."
"Well, we needed the rain."
Animals going into a stretch limousine
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'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'
A man peeks through a fence at an arc
"You need two more gazelles."
"What about my name?"
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A long line of animals wait for a pair of snails to slowly board Noah's Ark.
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Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'