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Noah's Arc Gift Shop
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'Ark, Noah - not arc!'
"Oh come on fella's. I said I'd let you know!"
'This is great! I had no idea it was a dinner cruise.'
"Are you sure he's a vegetarian?"
Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.
"...just how firm are you about spiders?"
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Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
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"Are you sure this flood was caused by God? Could it be caused by global warming?"
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1600 BC: The flood waters eventually subside.
"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."
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Dove of Peace Brings Pizza
Noah's Ark - Two hedgehogs get squashed by larger animals whilst leaving the ark.
'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'
"I can't believe you symbolize peace when you're such a b***h."
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'Sorry, no carbs.'
The Noah's Ark Conspiracy Theory: 'He built what? Oh, well that's just great...Now I have to figure out what to do with it and start all over.'
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"The 'F' in 'Bible' stands for facts."
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"And thanks for the potluck."
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"To finance an ark that size I'll have to hold a telethon!"
'Noah! I have got another job for you can you nip down to the British Isles, and do your stuff.'
"I have it on good authority and I'm telling you, as crazy as it sounds, there's 40 days of this stuff coming..."
"Miss, was Joan of Arc married to Noah?"
Noah's venture into fish-farming foundered.