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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
'That's probably not a good sign.'
'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'
'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'
Noah's dove returns with a plunger.
"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"
"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"
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The creation of the duck billed platypus.
'I should never have let the moth try steering.'
'Ark, Noah - not arc!'
"I say we throw the damn things overboard."
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'Oh no, it's gone! We're in the s*** now!'
Meanwhile, back on the Ark... 'OK, who brought the woodpeckers?!'
'Sorry, but we're looking for more diversity.'
"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."
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"...just how firm are you about spiders?"
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"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."
Tags:marina, marinas, dock, docks, docking, ark, arks, noah's ark, noahs ark, bible story, bible stories, bible, old testament, genesis, book of genesis, marina, marinas, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, block, blocks, blocking the view, blocking your view, boat, boats, boating, yacht, yachts
"Our Sunday School teacher came from the children's department."
'Because I don't like unicorns, that's why!'
'A free forty day cruise? There's gotta be a catch.'
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Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
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