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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
"Well, now the flood warning's been downgraded to just a light mid-afternoon sprinkle."
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'That's probably not a good sign.'
'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'
'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'
"I tried to get just two ants."
"I wouldn't say 'favorite' animal."
A man peeks through a fence at an arc
"You need two more gazelles."
Noah's dove returns with a plunger.
"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"
"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"
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"It's cool – God told us to!"
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The creation of the duck billed platypus.
'I should never have let the moth try steering.'
'Ark, Noah - not arc!'
"The lions insisted."
"I say we throw the damn things overboard."
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'Oh no, it's gone! We're in the s*** now!'
Meanwhile, back on the Ark... 'OK, who brought the woodpeckers?!'
'Sorry, but we're looking for more diversity.'
"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."
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"...just how firm are you about spiders?"
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