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"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"
'Next year goes the Nobel prize to the Nobel committee, because they have with 930,000 euro just save the EU.'
'...and like most kids with a chemistry set, I just mixed a little of this and a little of that, so the result was truly a surprise.'
Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.
'He doesn't deserve this! It was a complete fluke! Just a freak lab-accident with some firefly DNA and suddenly it's like the sun shines out of his backside!'
'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'
'Then I say to myself, 'What's the use? There isn't any Nobel Prize for math'.'
"I want you to promise you'll take some of your Nobel Prize money and buy yourself something nice."
"Has anybody seen my old friend Nelson?"
'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'
George Bernard Shaw
'Don't be too impressed -- he got it for surrendering.'
'I'm glad you two have finally met.'
'It's a shame, he has MASSES of experience.'
'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'
Thank you very much. I'm incredibly honored to be the first recipient of the Nobel Prize for twittering. I never thought I would see the da. . .'