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"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
Tags:airport, airports, air travel, air travels, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, fussy customer, fussy customers, flight, flights, customer satisfaction, customer experience, customer experience, aisle seat, aisle seats, non-smoking, bug spray, big sprays, grump, grumpy, old lady, old ladies, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, old age, old-age
"Molting or non molting?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, host, host, hostess, hostess, maitre d', maitre d's, front of house, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, seating, seat, seats, table, tables, section, sections, non-smoking, smoking, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, moulting, molting, feathers, plumage, shedding
"Smoking or nonsmoking?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, host, hosts, maitre d', maitre d's, front of house, service, customer service, seating, fashion, style, clothes, clothing, smoking jacket, smoking jackets, smoking, non-smoking, section, sections, seat, seats, smoker, smokers, high class
"Smoking or nonsmoking?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, ostrich, ostriches, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, smoking, tobacco, non-smoking, nonsmoking, second-hand smoke, section, sections, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, head in the sand, head, heads, hiding, sand, sandy, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests
"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."
Tags:ideas, work, corporate, business, thinking, smoking, non-smoking, thinking outside the box, creativity, smoker, smokers, smoke, smokes, creative thinker, creative thinkers, creative thinking, creativeness, office cubicle, office cubicles, ideas man, ideas men, office worker, office workers, boxed in, stifling, innovator, innovators, innovation, suppression
After Dinner at the White House
An astronaut exploring a new planet finds a "No Smoking" sign.
Tags:space, science, outer space, astronaut, astronauts, spaceman, spacemen, spaceship, spaceships, spacecraft, moon, moons, planet, planets, space exploration, nasa, national aeronautics and space administration, sign, signs, signage, smoking, no smoking, non-smoking, smoke-free, smoker, smokers, tobacco, nicotine, bad habit, bad habits, health, unhealthy, modern life
'Smoking or non?'
Tags:heaven, heavens, entrance, entrances, entry, entries, smoke, smokes, smoking, smoker, smokers, non-smoker, non-smokers, non-smoking, angel, angels, heavens door, heavens doors, heavens gate, heavens gates, saint peter, st peter, choice, choices, choose, chooses, choosing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. And he's smoking!'
Tags:waiter, waiters, waiting, waitress, waitresses, waitressing, fly in my soup, smoke, smoking, smoker, smokers, smoked, non-smoking, non smoking area, non-smoking area, complain, complaint, complaining, complains, complainer, complainers, customer service, customer services, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, fired, firing, unemployment, termination, terminating, smoke, smoker, smokers, smoke-free, non-smoking, bad habit, tobacco, nicotine, health, unhealthy, fitness, environment, workplace, workplaces
The No-Smoking Building
'Unbelievable. Smoking a cigarette while shoveling snow. Did he leave a note?'
'Is this the smoking area?'
'Spanking or non-spanking section?'
"Smoking or non-smoking?"
'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'
'You'll have to put that out... London's a non-smoking city.'
Non smoking section
Break room - Smoke free, carb free.
Smoking or non-smoking?
'Do you have a non-cellphone section? I don't want to be bothered by secondhand cellphone conversations.'
"That's for the non-smokers."
'Cell phone or non-cell phone section?'
"If you wanted the no-smoking section, you should have said so."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, non-smoking, smoking, smoker, smokers, nicotine, tobacco, bad habit, bad habits, health, unhealthy, second-hand smoke, no smoking, bad service, bad customer service, rude, section, sections
'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'