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'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'
Mediation at the OK Corral.
The intricate mechanics of government: Public entrance and Lobbyist entrance.
'I don't get it...after all the budget cuts to streamline the work force, why aren't we moving faster.'
The First Writer and Editor: 'Take out that part?! Are you nuts? How is the stampede scene at the end of the cave going to make sense without it?!'
'How to stump a corporate lawyer.'
'My policy is to stay in close contact with my employees . . . figuratively speaking.'
Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'
The Post-Menopause early warning system.
'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'
The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'
The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'
Translating Contractor to English
Democracy vs. Natural Selection.
'I have the results of your stress test, and to be on the safe side, I want you to stop looking at your 401k.'
'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
Mook's regret after inventing fire.
Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.
Litigator's Heaven: 'Would you look at this? No handrails! Man, someone is just asking for a big, fat lawsuit. And don't get me started on the heating system.'
The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.
The delicate balance of supply and demand
Government 101 - Do not walk.
'The two groups can't agree on the best route to the cheese, so Dr. Lazarus will introduce another variable to break the impasse.'
Gen X in the Golden Years.
The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'