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The Mishegoss Stops Here
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"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."
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"If it's all right, I prefer the name Dave."
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"Yerkow says, 'Yeah, Leon, good to see you doin' so fine, too.'"
"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
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"No change, but I think I found a mess of fingers."
"'Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble..."
"The cat's been walking around on my desk again."
'Sorry, but this report is simply unacceptable. Way too much mumbo... not nearly enough jumbo.'
Trump dries his hair with hot air
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"Do you have any fresh medical mumbo jumbo?"
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"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."
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' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'
"As billionaires, we should eat all of that steaming warm pie."
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"They say if you breathe in when you're supposed to blow out and blow out when you're supposed to breathe in you'll lose weight."
"Now that you've taken all the drugs that start with 'A' I'd like to start you on the 'Bs'."
The Sterlings Disapprove
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Sisyphus finally realizes his punishment is not futile.
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'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'
"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"
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'What's this nonsense about you not having enough time to go to the toilet?'
"I stand corrected. There ARE such things as stupid questions."
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