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"No change, but I think I found a mess of fingers."
' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'
"They say if you breathe in when you're supposed to blow out and blow out when you're supposed to breathe in you'll lose weight."
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
Tags:beauty, beautiful, pageant, pageants, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, miss missouri, miss california, miss, state, states, competition, competitions, aspiration, aspiration, dream, dreams, goal, goals, aim, aims, impossible, nonsensical, illogical, paradox, paradoxical, senseless, outlandish, ridiculous, stupid, unintelligent, resident, residents, missouri, california
Attention! You must be the same height, width and depth as this sing to get on this ride.
'I can take nonsense, but not udder nonsense.'
It's a Mad Hatter's world after all!
"Look, dear! This isn't childish nonsense - Junior's written his first password!"
'The blasty libeccio fleyed the keitloa.'
"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."
Tags:modern world, modern-world, modern life, modern-life, issue, issues, magazine, magazines, zines, zine, newspaper, newspapers, time, timing, times, nonsensical, stupid, illogical, news papers, news paper, paper, papers, periodicals, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepared, newstand, news stand, newsstand, selling, sales, sold, pointless, disappointed, disappointment
Desk Bins of Nonsense.
"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."
Tags:doll, dolls, karate, martial, martial arts, arts, japanese, japanese culture, japan, east asia, east asian, hands, hand, fist, fists, chop, karate chop, fight, fighting, traditional, traditionally, mat, mats, tatami mat, tatami mats, porcelain, careful, oxymoron, nonsense, nonsensical, slapstick, spoof, spoofed, porcelain doll, porcelain dolls, trinket, trinkets
England's Remaining Trump Supporters Gather To Celebrate His State Visit.
"I read your management consultancy report and it proves conclusively that you don't know what you're talking about."
Remember, Grasshopper, if you clean out a vacuum cleaner...you have then become the vacuum cleaner."
Tags:philosophy, philosopher, kung fu, mystic, mystics, sage, sages, guru, gurus, vacuum cleaners, vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, deep thoughts, deep thought, wisdom, words of wisdom, nonsense, nonsensical, old age, old man, old men, losing it, lost it, losing his marbles, disingenuous, disingenuousness
Sesquimo: One and one-half Eskimo.
'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'
'Now just learn to whistle and I'll be rich!'
'And now the other leg!'
"You still trying to grow those mashed potatoes?"
Told you...Nonsense compulsive disorder.
'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'
'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'
'He should not have ragouted with a reechy betta.'