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"Bob thinks his new voice remote will work on the stock market."
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"I bought something off the Internet, but I can't find it in my computer. Online shopping is overrated."
"Jeez, dad. Your computer is so old it came with a flag to put up when you want to send an email."
"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."
"I'm trying to hypnotize him to embrace new technology. I must be doing it wrong, because all he does is crawl and bark like a dog."
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"This should be called a rude phone, instead of a smart phone. It just called me an idiot for not knowing how to use it."
"I'm new here. Do you have a computer with an old operating system?"
"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."
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"My customers never heard fax or e-mail either."
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"Never mind using that Social Media thing for recruitment, I want you to pop to the local shop and put a postcard in the window."
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"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."
Computers Always Down - Sorry, out of business.
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"Whoops! I thought I was booking a holiday but instead I've sold the house!"
"I shouldn't have to pay you for showing me how to record a programme."