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"There was 'reasonable doubt,' Ma'am, so we're hanging a few lawyers."
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"Have you any regrets, Captain Hale? Our readers would like to know."
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A hangman's noose is made wheelchair accessible.
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'This was in the suggestion box with your name on it. The good news is the employees are starting to communicate.'
'Well, Bart, normally I'd hold you over for trial and let the judge hang you, but this might be a crowdsourcing situation.'
'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'
"I'm only going to the party because the suicide attempt failed."
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"Oh dear Lord no! There had to have been another way!"
'No, you don't get a knot proficiency badge for that!!'
"Of course I'm no expert, but wasn't that supposed to go the other way? I mean, did you even look at the directions?"
"Just in case the conference call runs long."
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A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.
One for the road,
Hangman makes mistake, hangs himself.
Artist's last painting (a noose).
'Put this around your neck to make sure.'
Man Hanging Himself on Poor Sales Chart.
If that slips off and I break a leg, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
"Hey Maw... Can you help me with this?"
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Trump 2020: Going out on a limb for America
It's good you're not invited to this meeting. Better out of hte loop than in the noose.
A man is in a complaints queue to complain about a noose.
Hangman School Graduation.
'Thank you so much for talking me out of that, guys. I don't know what I was thinking - I guess I just felt bad about poisoning the coffee.'
"How many customers did you get today?"