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"Oh my goodness – you should not be standing on a rolly chair."
Tags:suicidal, killing yourself, hang, hanging, hanging yourself, hanging himself, danger, dangers, health and safety, health and safety in the workplace, health and safety gone mad, missing the point, miss the point, noose, nooses, hate your job, hate my job, colleague, colleagues, annoying colleague, annoying colleagues
A hangman's noose is made wheelchair accessible.
Tags:handicapped, wheelchair access, regulation, regulations, regulate, regulates, regulated, accessible, accessibility, access, politically correct, political correctness, noose, nooses, hang, hangs, hanging, hangman, hangmen, disability act, disability acts, ramp, ramps, wheelchair ramp, wheelchair ramps
'This was in the suggestion box with your name on it. The good news is the employees are starting to communicate.'
'Well, Bart, normally I'd hold you over for trial and let the judge hang you, but this might be a crowdsourcing situation.'
'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'
"Oh dear Lord no! There had to have been another way!"
'No, you don't get a knot proficiency badge for that!!'
"Of course I'm no expert, but wasn't that supposed to go the other way? I mean, did you even look at the directions?"
"Just in case the conference call runs long."
Tags:hanging rope, hanging, hangings, noose, nooses, suicidal, death wish, death-wishes, death, deaths, suicidal, meeting, meetings, bored, boring, bored to death, board meeting, meets, conference, conference calls, workplace, work, dark humor, dark humour, long, drag, drags, dragging, corporate culture, death-wish, death wishes, conference call
A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.
One for the road,
Hangman makes mistake, hangs himself.
Artist's last painting (a noose).
"Dedicated to his craft to the bitter end."
'Put this around your neck to make sure.'
Man Hanging Himself on Poor Sales Chart.
If that slips off and I break a leg, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
"Hey Maw... Can you help me with this?"
Tags:outlaw, outlaws, tombstone, boomtown, boomtowns, prom night, prom nights, prom, proms, american old west, wild west, wild-west, hanging rope, hanging ropes, noose, nooses, rope, ropes, hanging, hangings, cowboy, cowboys, tie, ties, necktie, neckties, neck tie, neck ties, u.s. history, american history
A man is in a complaints queue to complain about a noose.
Hangman School Graduation.
'Thank you so much for talking me out of that, guys. I don't know what I was thinking - I guess I just felt bad about poisoning the coffee.'
"How many customers did you get today?"
Juror crochets hangman's noose.
Tags:courtroom, courtrooms, court room, court rooms, trial, trials, jury, juries, juror, jurors, hangman's noose, hangmans noose, hangman's nooses, hangmans nooses, noose, nooses, tipping your hand, bias, biases, biased, judgment, judgement, verdict, verdicts, indicate, indicates, indicative, reaching a verdict, reach a verdict, reached a verdict, reaches a verdict
Cost of Living Crisis
Man throws his piggy bank into the ocean, taking him with it.