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The polar olympics
"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, elf, elves, naughty list, naughty lists, toy, toys, making toys, north pole, bad list, bad lists, lump of coal, lumps of coal, santa claus is coming to town, naughty children, tortures, christmas, x-mas, xmas, christmas season, holiday season
'How did I do it I dunno, I guess the fight-or-flight mechanism kicked in and well,, in case you haven't heard, Bob, I'm a penguin,,,we don't fly,'
Tags:boxing, box, boxes, boxing match, ring, boxing ring, penguin, penguins, polar bear, polar bears, boxing matches, fight, fighting, fights, animal, animals, fights, fight, north pole, polar, fight or flight, meltdown, out for the count, out, stand up boxing, northern hemisphere, flightless, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'
December 26th . . . The Returns
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, santa claus, santa, elf, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, elves, north pole, december, december 26th, december 26, the day after christmas, boxing day, return, returns, returning, exchange, exchanges, unwanted gifts, unwanted presents, gift, gifts, present, presents, shopping, christmas chopping, store, stores, shop, shops, sack, sacks, consumerism, santa's helper, santa's helpers
"One day, son, this will all be gone."
Tags:penguin, penguins, penguin colony, penguin colonies, arctic, antarctica, north pole, south pole, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, melting icecap, melting, icecap, ice-cap, ice-caps, global warming, climate change, climate-change, legacy, legacies, inheritance, heir, hairs, inheritances
The Most Confusing Day of the Year For Penguins
Tags:security, security guard, security, metal detector, scanner, body scanners, santa, santa claus, father christmas, christmas, christmas time, santas grotto, santa's grotto, modern life, modern attitudes, mall santa, mall, malls, shopping malls, shopping mall, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centre, full body scanner, security body scanner, over cautious, overcautious, elf, elves, santa's elves, santas elves, north pole, the north pole
"You keep saying 'ice fishing' as if there were some other kind."
Tags:ice fishing, ice-fishing, ice fisher, ice fishers, ice-fisher, ice-fishers, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, ice fisherman, ice fishermen, eskimos, inuit, inuits, cold, cold weather, ice, icy, frozen lake, frozen lakes, isolation, isolated, close minded, close-minded, close-mindedness, winter, winters, north pole, greenland, community, communities
The Penguins of Las Vegas
'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'
Elf of the Month
Tags:elf, elves, elf of the month, employee of the month, motivation, motivations, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environments, proud, pride, achievement, achievements, santa, santa claus, santa's workshop, north pole, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas
Polar Bears Bowling.
'My feet are always freezing. I hope I don't have poor circulation.'
"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."
"No, I'm not Danish. I'm North Polish."
"They represent the candy cane guild."
Tags:candy cane, candy canes, father christmas, saint nick, st nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, st nick, saint nicholas, festive period, festive season, elf, elves, santa, santa claus, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, sweet-tooth, sweet-tooths, guild, guilds, north pole, sweet, sweets, sweetie, sweeties, candy, candies
"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."
Tags:global warming, climate change, hot weather, destination, destination vacation, destination vacations, vacation, vacations, vacationing, icecap, icecaps, melt, melts, melting, glacier, glaciers, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, beachfront, beachfront property, beachfront properties, beach, beaches, polar, polar ice, antarctica, antarctic, arctic, vacation, vacations, vacationing, north pole, south pole
'Check this out, I'm taking an elfie!'
'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'
Global warming reaches new heights at the North Pole.
'All this talk about global warming...pah! I mean, where's the evidence?'