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'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'
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Little Shop of Horrors
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"This isn't a mustache. It's nose hair."
Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.
"Getting old stinks! Today I tripped over my nose hair!"
Unable to pull a rabbit out of a hat, Magic Mike pulled a hare out of his nose.
"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."
'Honey, we have guests coming for Easter dinner. Please trim your nose hare!'
"Yes, nose hair!"
"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."
'He's very thorough about nose hair.'
"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"
Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.
"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."
This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.
Getting older is . . . When you start getting hair in more places that you don't want it, and losing it where you do.
'Oh just pluck it.'
Ears and Nostril Shampoo.
You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.
Tags:pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old aged, old-age, old-aged, senior moment, senior moments, ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, haircut, haircuts, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstyle, hairstyles, facial hair, facial hairs, nose hair, ear hair
"Dad, you know that I really look up to you, don't you?"
Man pulling hair out of nose and it turns out that it's attached to the hair on his head.
'No, I'm not on hold.. I'm photographing my nose hairs.'
'Oh don't fuss, most men develop nose hairs as they get older.'
'But we're mammoths - we're not supposed to pluck our nasal hair.'
City church guide: 'I'm new in town and looking fot a church where nose hairs are not sacred.'