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'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'
'Actually, I wanted you to touch your own nose.'
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The DaVinci Cold.
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"I hate my nose."
'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'
Bert's new Alaskan snow-shoveling hounds quickly became the talk of the neighborhood.
'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'
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'Fresh Boogers U-Pick.'
'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'
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"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."
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Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
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"That's our Mr. Ebersole."
'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'
'Bop him on the nose, Larry! Just bop him on the nose and he'll let go!'
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Gary's sideview mirrors,,,
After his career in advertising faded, Hamburger Helper tried his hand in health care... It wouldn't last.
Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?
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Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!
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"Well, your nose feels cold."
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"I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking."
'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'
'This birthday cake tastes like boogers!' 'Well, it is carrot cake.'
"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."