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"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"
Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?
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"Wow! From down here your nostrils look huge!"
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'Don't ever try this yourself. It's very easy to put it down the wrong way.'
Strange man has a nose monocle.
This looks like a job for...Super absorbency!"
That time of month, nasally.
"You're trying to stifle a yawn, Henry. I saw your nostril twitch!"
'Open your nostrils, ref! He sprayed our guy when he was in the act of shooting!'
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Electric Pig Shaver
"My nose smells."
'I hope he/she isn't looking inside my nostrils.'
The punk rocker and bull are both noticing each others identical nose rings spontaneously.
'Use a snotrag you coarse footballing person!!'
'My nose smells.'
'He's so rich he has two nose specialists, one for each nostril.'
'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'
They all have such big nostrils.
'I didn't notice it myself, Doc' - until I learnt to blow smoke through my nose.'
'What? When you cross a fortune teller with snot? Nostril-damus!'
'No, they use those to breathe through -- I don't' know where their reset buttons are.'
An embarrassment of nostrils.
'There're hideous aren't they?'
'Folks call me 'Nostrils'!'