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"First chance you get can you pull over and try to make some money."
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"I've been at home in a fired capacity."
"Try blowing on it."
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"I avoid stress by delegating it all to my staff."
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"Go and air your pheromones somewhere else."
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"Maybe you set it up wrong."
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"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"
A Bill of Goods
'I've noticed that I haven't seen you use your computer since they shut Napster down.'
"This touch-screen isn't working."
'I thought nine hours was a little long for a computer to deliberate a move.'
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'The bloody lift isn't working.'
From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles
Out of Order/Use window
'Are you sure you're busy enough Simkins? You seem to have spent the entire day unbending paperclips.'
The computer is down.
'Stop complaining, it's only until the closed circuit camera is repaired...'
This pregnancy thing just isn't working out, Steve - I can't use my laptop!
'What a day! The coffee machines weren't working! The computers weren't working! The employees weren't working!'
STRIP Hambone: 'Printer NOT out of order'
'Now to utter the magic words that will turn me into a bat! Still needs a little work!'
...I told you never to enter without knocking