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"Feel free to take notes."
"Make a note, Henderson: 'May 4, 9:02 a.m. Unauthorized plant life again growing at random on lawn outside main entrance corporate headquarters. Spoiling symmetry and tranquility. Breeding confusion. Have said plants removed and incinerated soonest. Eyes only.' Original to Maintenance copies to Accounting and Security. And this time, Henderson, let's not have any leaks to the damn secretarial pool."
"The Crandalls wish us a Merry Christmas, and add that they're now worth over two million."
Tags:greeting card, greeting cards, christmas card, christmas cards, christmas letter, christmas letters, christmas, xmas, noel, yule, card, cards, letter, letters, note, notes, merry christmas, greeting, greetings, brag, bragging, boast, boasting, boastful, show-off, show-offs, showing off, money, rich, wealthy, wealth, worth, value, finances, personal finances, social status
"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."
'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'
Tags:basketball, basketball player, basketball players, basket ball, basketball team, coach, coaching, coaches, coached, note, notes, message, messages, messaging, apologetic, apologise, apologize, apologising, apologizing, game, games, lose, loser, losers, losing, loss, punishing, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Mrs. Carstairs will read her blog of the last meeting."
"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminal, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, officer, officers, guard, guards, jailer, jailers, prison guard, prison guards, note, notes, questionnaire, questionnaires, survey, surveys, data collection, last meal, last meals, meal, meals, food, hanging, electrocution, lethal injection, execution, executions, methods of execution, condemned, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour
Artist's Equipment Comes To Life
Tags:anthro, anthromoprhic, anthromorphise, anthromorphisis, personify, personified, personification, cartoonist, cartoonists, tools, tool, artist's tools, artist, artists, artistry, drawing, draws, drawings, draw, sketch, sketches, sketching, draughtsmanship, draftsmanship, art, arts, pen, pens, ink, inks, inking, inked, pencil, pencilled, pencils, white out, white-out, eraser, erasers, erased, rubber, rubbers, markers, brush pen, brush pens, brush-pen, brush-pens, nib pen, nib, nibs, brush, brushes, brushing, notebook, notes, notebooks, sketchpad, sketch pad, sketch pad, market, marketing, marketting, advertising, advertise, advertises, advertisement, protractor, protractors, compass, compasses, ruler, rulers
Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...
Tags:bean, beans, baked, trumpet, trumpets, trombone, trombones, saxophone, saxophones, sax, conduct, conductor, musical, fruit, fruits, blow, off, noise, noises, noisy, tune, tuning, note, notes, notation, brass, instrument, instruments, band, bands, orchestra, orchestras, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Excuse me, but was that 'to wit' or 'to woo'?"
Tags:owl, owls, chicken, chickens, animals, animal, bird, birds, talking animals, talking animal, talking bird, talking birds, business, businesses, office, offices, boss, bosses, manager, managers, assistant, assistants, personal assistant, diction, vocab, vocabulary, speech, speeches, terminology, writing, notes, note taking, double check
"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."
"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."
Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale
"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"
Tags:pop, pop song, pop songs, pop music, pop musician, musical, musically, musician, musicians, personify, personification, personified, personifies, musical theory, music theory, note, notes, clef, treble, bar, bars, pop culture, pop culture reference, chart, charts, chart music, chart topper, derivative, derivatives, repetitive, repetition
Clarinet Playing Hunter
Message in a bottle being read by a fish
Tags:animal, animals, fish, reading, reads, read, glasses, pair of glasses, reading glasses, message, messages, note, notes, rolled up, bottle, bottles, message-in-a-bottle, message in a bottle, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, water, underwater, floating, litter, littering, environment, trash, garbage, rubbish
"Same thing today, Dear. Big bulletin board and no bulletins."
'Note to self - fix air conditioner.'
'Dang, I forgot my notes!'
The president of MySpace.com at home.
"Give me an F-Hashtag."
Tags:band, bands, song, songs, singer, music, note, notes, f-sharp, hashtag, hashtags, fhashtag, social media, social networking, millennial, millennials, guitar, drums, keyboard, female singer, performance, performing, music scene, bad musician, bad musicians, musician, musicians, playing, gig, gigs, music gig, youth culture, millennial culture, social media addiction
"You really took Muffy and Scott and Todd down to the lake and let them go...honest? Have you got a note or something from them so I could be sure?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, goldfish, fish bowl, fish bowls, lake, free, freedom, let go, honesty, truth, lies, lying, liar, liars, trick, tricks, trickster, tricksters, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, con artist, con artists, con, cons, dishonest, note, notes, letter, letters, proof, evidence
'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'
Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door