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"I must confess I've noticed your stopping by for a drink, but I never dreamed you'd noticed me."
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'Did you ever notice that Grandpa grinds his teeth when he sleeps.'
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"I just realized everyone I know is fake."
"I was wondering when you'd notice there's lots more steps."
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'What do you mean there's no room for the 'no vacancy' sign?'
"I hope no one's noticed, but I am totally phoning it in today."
'How long has what been going on?'
'Have you noticed it, too?'
'My horoscope says I'll be noticed by people who count.'
'Have you noticed it, too?'
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"You haven't even noticed I'm being ignored."
"In case you hadn't noticed, we can all fly."
'I knew something was wrong when the dirty dishes kept piling up in the sink.'
'Todd, have you ever noticed how thunder sounds like the angels are bowling?... Todd?'
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Will was excited to be bonding more with his father-in-law-to-be until he noticed the head of the driver.
'You've done something with your hair, right?'
'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'
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Notable noses Vol. 83.
'The boss finally noticed me at work today.'
'Your flies are undone!'
Eddie's Tobacco Shop - Thank you for smoking.
The revolution will not be televised but it will be out on DVD.
'Since I had it done, no one's noticed my acne!'
Assertiveness training class.