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'Did you ever notice that Grandpa grinds his teeth when he sleeps.'
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"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."
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'Before you continue on your emotional tirade, let me know if you're picking up on my non evaluative and empathetic listening.'
"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"
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'How long has what been going on?'
"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."
"So how do you like my makeover?"
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"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."
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"In case you hadn't noticed, we can all fly."
'Well?! Don't you notice anything different? I got a new kidney!'
Bureau of Missing Persons, "He works flextime and we have direct deposit, so it took me a few months to notice he was gone."
'Todd, have you ever noticed how thunder sounds like the angels are bowling?... Todd?'
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'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'
Tags:basketball, dinosaur, dinosaurs, foul, fouls, fouled, fouling, penalty, penalties, flagrant, obvious, shocking, glaring, noticeable, notices, noticing, referee, referees, ref, refs, umpire, umpires, eat, eats, eating, eaten, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, t-rex, t rex, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Knowing of the recent fascination with vampires among young women, Greg got fang implants.
'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'
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The punk rocker and bull are both noticing each others identical nose rings spontaneously.
'The boss finally noticed me... that's why I no longer have a job.'
'The boss finally noticed me at work today.'
'Your flies are undone!'
The revolution will not be televised but it will be out on DVD.
'Okay, which of you has been sitting in my chair when I'm out!?'
'Since I had it done, no one's noticed my acne!'
'Notice the weight Charlene's put on lately? She's either pregnant or headed for the old chopping block.'
'I've been playing hard to get for weeks, and he still doesn't show any interest!'
'When did you first notice you were becoming invisible?'