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G. Reaper started following you.
Tags:death, dead, die, dies, dying, died, social media, online profile, online profiles, social media profiles, grim reaper, grim reapers, follow, follows, following, followed, followers, death is inevitable, cannot escape death, escaping death, escapes death, escaped death, escape death, modern world, modern times, modern era, modern day and age, notifies, notification, notifications
"We've decided to elope."
"Four o'clock, dear. 'Sesame Street.'"
Tags:adults, married, married couple, reminder, reminders, notify, notifies, notifying, notification, tv, television, television show, childrens tv, child tv, children, unsuited, unsuitable, immature, favourite, favourites, family favourites, reminisce, reminiscing, reminiscent, childhood, memory, memories
'Hmm... Only 11 days till I have to start Christmas shopping.'
Tags:christmas, christmases, xmas, xmass, shop, shops, shopping, shopped, shopper, shoppers, last minute, late, delay, delays, delaying, delayed, notice, notices, notify, notifies, notified, present, presents, gift, gifts, customer, customers, display, displays, displaying, displayed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'What do you mean there's no room for the 'no vacancy' sign?'
Out for a spell.
"I know we're not dating anymore, but I thought you should know I have termites."
Tags:date, dates, dating, stds, sexually transmitted diseases, girlfriends, ex, exes, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, sti, stis, sexually transmitted infections, notify, notifies, notifying, former partner, former partners, puppet, puppets, contagious, test, tests, testing, tested, illness, illnesses, disease, diseases, termite, termites, wooden, wood
'It's an electronic ankle bracelet. If he leaves the player he should be guarding, it immediately alerts the coach.'
Tags:basketball, basketballs, ankle bracelet, ankle bracelets, tag, tags, tagged, tagging, tagging device, tagging devices, mark, marks, marking, marked, marker, guard, guards, guarding, guarder, alert, alerts, alerting, defence, defense, defender, defenders, defending, notify, notifies, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Your fly is open, Se?or.'
Tags:bull, bulls, bullfight, bullfights, bullfighting, se?or, senor, bull fight, bull fights, bull fighting, matador, matadors, spain, spanish, spaniard, spaniards, fly, flies, trouser, trousers, distract, distracts, distracting, distraction, distractions, distracted, notify, notifies, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:duck, ducks, bird, birds, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunted, prey, preys, pager, pagers, bleeper, bleepers, quack, quacks, quacking, paging, paged, give away, give aways, notification, notifications, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, notify, notifies, beep, bleep, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'
Tags:baseball, ball, fly ball, fly balls, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, cellular, cellular phone, app, apps, application, applications, ringtone, ringtones, ring tone, ring tones, alert, alerts, alerting, notify, notifies, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I don't know who I am anymore.'
Business spoken here.
You are here. Too bad!
My son never calls or visits me.
"Why haven't you kept me up to date on the Velasco trucking account?"
'Ms. Beegly, I've decided to take myself seriously. Notify all departments.'
'I'm in a bad mood today.'
The buck pauses here.
'Notify Legal.. my new turbo-powered paper-shredder ate my desk.'
Closed. Back in a minuet.
Long delays down town.
'Edwards from the home office will be visiting tomorrow, gentlemen.. wear your good earrings.'