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'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
Tags:rescue, rescued, rescuer, inflated, inflate, blow up, inflatable tie, float, floating, flotation, flotation device, ocean, oceans, ocean liner, cruise liner, cruise, cruise ship, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion faux pas, novel, novelty, novelty tie, novelty ties, novelties, invent, invention, sea, lost at sea, sink, sank, sunk, accident
"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"
Novel/Novel Therapeutic Strategies
Tags:novel, novels, therapeutic strategies, therapeutic strategy, novelty, novelties, bookshop, bookshops, bookstore, bookstores, book store, book stores, book shop, book shops, therapies, therapy, library, libraries, reading material, reading, reader, readers, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, therapist, therapists, therapy, medical text, medical texts
'It's a disgrace! I've only had this for two weeks, and LOOK! The novelty has almost completely worn off!'
Peak Mountain Climbing Equipment.
'Man, they sure know how to rub it in.'
'Let me guess... Your kids bought you a new hunting cap for Father's Day, right?'
'We need to get the message out that the Tories are about silly gimmicks and not intelligent debate... You put a video on Youtube and I'll send out some tweets on Twitter.'
Tags:christmas, christams time, christmas present, christmas presents, present, presents, gift, gifts, christmas gift, christmas gifts, gift giving, gift giver, gift givers, bad gift, bad gifts, bad present, bad presents, novelty, novelties, novelty gift, novelty gifts, novelty present, novelty presents, seasonal gift, seasonal gifts, seasonal present, seasonal presents, last minute, last-minute, last minute gifts, last minute gift
Beggar sitting on sidewalk with a cutout for taking tourist novelty pictures for money.
The Celebrated Wits of the Radisson Round Table.
Tags:t-shirt, t-shirts, novelty, novelties, novelty shirt, novelty shirts, low class, lower class, round table, round tables, wit, witty, clever, cleverness, humor, humour, sense of humor, senses of humor, sense of humour, senses of humour, unsophisticated, sophisticated, sophistication, pun, puns, snob, snobs, snobby
'Yeah, I'm getting ready to make the announcement that the company is getting rid of our landlines and going exclusively cellular."
"Why do you doubt these paintings were found in Eva Braun's bedroom?"
"I'm sorry, Steve, I was only dating you for the kitsch value."
Tags:margaret keane, keane, painting, paintings, big eye, big eyes, large eye, large eyes, kitsch, kitschy, kitsch value, kitsch values, camp, campy, campiness, irony, ironic, date, dates, dating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, big-eyed waif, big-eyed waifs, novelty, novelties, novelty factor, novelty factors, short term relationship, short term relationships, tacky, tackiness
'Indiana, you old fool - that's not a valuable artifact and we're not in an ancient temple. We're at a garage sale and that's a tacky knickknack.'
'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'
Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?
Tags:morning, mornings, monring coffee, coffee, coffees, coffee cup, cup, cups, mug, mugs, labelled, label, novelty, novelties, novelty cup, novelty cups, novelty mug, novelty mugs, tired, tiring, monday, mondays, mood, moods, drink, coffee pot, real, reality, realistic, business face, working world, working life, modern world, modern life, anxiety, depressed, depression, hiding, real self
Drinking Bird and Fishbowl
'You let nine employees go home because they got 'sick to their stomaches'?! This is OUR PRODUCT, you idiot!'
I'm With Stoopid and Me Two.
Albert though of his slogan about the same time as the other one but his never caught on.
'Oooohh, my aching head...'
'We always wanted to have a mounted deer head but loathe the thought of animals being harmed.'
'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'