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"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."
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Today's Special - Nuclear Secrets with Snow Peas
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To prevent human error, the power station only employed trained seals.
"Mr. Hanlon will be out for a few weeks. His spent fuel rods are being removed."
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"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."
'Are you sure you can convert this into a Health Food Bistro?'
"By the time we'd lobbied the government, got planning permission, raised capital, put the job out to tender and built it we didn't need it any more!"
'First we have to convince the people that good health isn't everything.'
'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'
Industrial Beautification van
"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"
'We're with the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. Got a minute?'
Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary
"It's the Oak Mountain Plant. We're going to have a lot of regulating to do."
And God said 'Let there be a thermonuclear power station' and there was light.
'Call me crazy, but I'm not reassured...'
"What we'd like to know is why your office is a mile and a half from the reactor."
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Ants with nuclear power
'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'
'Our nuclear reactors shut down exactly as they were designed to. We bring good things to life.'
"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"
'I'm fine. There's just a chance I was exposed to something.'