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"Ordinarily, I lean toward a land-based-MX system. But when I have a few drinks I lean toward those little submarines."
Tags:missile, missiles, nuclear war, nuclear wars, nuke, nukes, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, atom bomb, atom bombs, atomic bomb, atomic bombs, sub, subs, submarine, submarines, drunk, drunks, drunken, military industrial complex, military industry, military industries, bar, bars, preference, preferences, world war 3, world war iii, world war, world wars, holocaust, nuclear holocaust, icbm, icbms, hawk, hawks, war hawk, war hawks
"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."
Tags:science, word play, depletion, environment, nature, optimist, optimists, optimistic, global warming, nuclear power, nuclear energy, balance out, balances out, balancing out, nullified, nullification, nuclear winter, nuclear war, nuclear wars, fallout, nuclear fallout, silver lining, silver linings, mankoff
Tags:nuclear war, nuclear wars, mushroom cloud, mushroom clouds, bomb, bombs, bombing, bombing campaign, bombing campaigns, bomber, bombers, fourth of july, 4th of july, fireworks, explosion, explosions, explode, explodes, exploding, world war 3, world war iii, ww3, wwiii, understatement, udnerstatements
"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."
Tags:nuke, nukes, nuclear war, nuclear wars, fallout, post-apocalypse, use, useful, utility, usefulness, investor, investment banker, investment bankers, investment banking, stock, stocks, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stocks and bonds, rebuild, rebuilds, rebuilding, useless, superfluous, skill, skills, skilled labour, skilled labor, labor, labors, laborer, laborers, labourer, labourers, manual labor, egghead, eggheads
"I'm from the future."
Tags:future, possible future, climate change, global warming, decline, declines, declining, civilization, civilizations, breakdown, breakdowns, breaking down, economic collapse, economic collapses, time travel, time traveler, time travelers, time machine, time machines, time traveller, time travellers, time travelling, caveman, cavemen, societal collapse, nuclear holocaust, nuke, nukes, nuclear war, nuclear wars, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi
"Limited nuclear war, sir, is where people like you and me survive."
Tags:survive, survives, survival, nuclear war, nuclear wars, war, wars, limited war, limited wars, limited nuclear war, limited nuclear wars, contradiction, contradictions, contradiction in terms, contradictions in terms, survival, surviving, self-interest, self-interests, president, presidents, politician, politicians, warmonger, warmongers, war hawk, war hawks, hawkish, hawkishness, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs
"Uh, I think you'd better turn on the car radio, Martha...."
Tags:car radio, car radios, news, war, wars, warring, world war 3, world war iii, ww3, wwiii, warn, warns, warning sign, warning signs, public radio, news, ignore, ignores, ignoring, conflicts, conflict, rocket, rockets, drone strike, drone strikes, missile, missiles, icbms, icbm, intercontinental ballistic missiles, shoot, shoots, shooting, launch, launches, launching, nuke, nukes, nuclear war, nuclear wars, unexpected surprise, unexpected surprises
'A psychologist says Kim Jong-Il's Nukes are Really a Desperate Cry for Help.'
Trying to hold back the US War Machine...
"We prefer to call it the 'dislike button'."
"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'."
Tags:pronounce, pronunciation, pronunciations, grammar, grammar nazi, grammar nazi, priorities, priority, wrong priorities, bad priorities, snob, snobs, snobbery, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, nuclear explosion, nuclear explosions, apocalypse, nuclear apocalypse, nuclear warfare, nuclear wars, patronise, patronising, grammar snob, grammar snobs, patronised, pretentious, pretentious, conceit, conceited, mispronounce, mispronunciation, mispronunciations
"So far, the collapse of civilization hasn't particularly affected my life style."
Tags:civilization, civilizations, civilisation, civilisations, collapse, collapses, post-apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes, life style change, life style changes, end of civilization, end of civilisation, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, barfly, barflies, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, upside, upsides, nuclear war, nuclear wars, silver lining, silver linings
"Which painting are you referring too, Professor?"
'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'
'Look! No Brakes!'
"Today's stock rise was attributed to sales survival gear, nuclear fallout shelters, hazmat suits, emergency food supplies..."
Tags:emergency, emergencies, disaster, disasters, disaster capitalism, disaster capitalist, disaster capitalists, stock market, stock market rise, stock markets rises, fear, fears, nuclear war, nuclear wars, threat of nuclear war, threats of nuclear war, food supply, food supplies, survival, survivalist, survivalists, survival gear, north korea, donald trump, kim jong-un
Tags:doomsday clock, doomsday, countdown, countdowns, counting down, bomb, bombs, bombing, nuke, nukes, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, nuclear war, nuclear wars, world war iii, world war 3, world at war, hourglass, tension, tensions, world tension, world tensions, geopolitics, geopolitical tension, geopolitical tensions
"…is pleased to announce a complete and devastating victory over the enemy. This is a recorded message. The Government is pleased...."
Tags:nuke, nukes, nuclear war, nuclear wars, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, recorded message, recorded messages, propaganda, government propaganda, recording, recordings, world war 3, world war iii, ww3, preemptive strike, preemptive strikes, bomb, bombs, bombing, bombing campaign, bombing campaigns, political propaganda, positive spin, positive spins, silver lining, silver linings, victim, victims, survive, survives, surviving, survivor, survivors, victory, victories, victory message, victory messages, drone, drones, drone strike, drone strikes, collateral damage, innocent victim, innocent victims
'He has his father's eyes!'
'This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. This only a test.'
"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"
New History Lesson.
"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."
Tags:invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, atom bomb, atom bombs, atomic bomb, atomic bombs, bomb, bombs, bombing, bomber, bombers, da vinci, leonardo, renaissance man, idea, ideas, new idea, new ideas, nuke, nukes, nuclear war, nuclear wars, suppress, suppresses, suppressing, dangerous, danger, dangers, human nature, human folly, human follies, folly, follies, peace, peaceful, wwiii, world war iii, world war 3
"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."
Tags:hole in the ground, holes in the ground, missile silo, missile silos, silo, silos, nuke, nukes, nuclear war, nuclear wars, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, historic site, historic sites, monument, monuments, national monument, national monuments, protected site, protected sites, hole in the wall, holes in the wall, tourist spot, tourist spots, tourist trap, tourist traps, cold war, russia, paranoia, paranoid
The End Of The World Came And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt