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"Good news! We've been selected as a potential burial site for nuclear waste."
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'We're very pleased. They said it's hazardous but not toxic.'
'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'
'I don't know how they dispose of our toxic wastes and I don't want to know.'
'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'
'I know it's not too good, but if we just dump it, we'll be violating the hazardous wastes act.'
Yeah, it's a great place to live: Nice and hot the whole year round...
'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'
'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'
'I don't recall the environment people asking US about dumping in this area.'
'Peaceful yes - but in the event of war, all we have to do is hurl our radioactive waste at them.'
Hazardous Wastes Site - No Littering.
'There goes the neigborhood.'
'Three big corks? That's it?' (Environmental Improvement).
"So it'll pollute the lake. It will also make the fish glow in the dark when we go night fishing!"
'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'
'Actually your house is the violation. This neighborhood is zoned for hazardous wastes.'
Hazardous Wastes R Us.
'It sort of made life exciting. I miss DDT.'
"What we'd like to know is why your office is a mile and a half from the reactor."
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"Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile waste dump."
"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."
"Don't mind him. As we take out the coal, he fills the spaces with nuclear waste."
'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'
"Don't tell me where you put it, just so long as you get rid of it."