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'Four million, eight hundred seventeen thousand sixty three... two? Wait... four... wait, oh boy, I probably should have been writing this down.'
Rate your pain...
A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
"He's away attending to a personal matter, but he did leave a number where he can't be reached."
Tags:personal matter, personal matters, secretary, secretaries, away message, away messages, personal phone, personal phone number, personal phone numbers, out of office, out of office message, out of office messages, office assistant, office assistants, executive, executives, number, numbers, contact, contacts, contacting
'It's your other 0.5.'
'Half of the numbers are accurate, that's why we're auditing the remaining 56%.'
"Yes sir, nothing beats watching the old equity accumulate."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, discussion, discussions, discussing, equity, equity fund, equity funds, money, finances, personal finances, counter, counters, accumulate, accumulating, real-time, number, numbers, wealth, riches, showing off, show-off, show-offs, show off, show offs
"Sudoku for Dummies"
Does your accountant speak your language?
I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.
"Please type the letters you see above."
Tags:captcha, turing test, turing tests, ai, artificial intelligence, challenge-response test, challenge-response tests, completely automated public turing test to tell computers and humans apart, internet, online, computer, computers, human, humans, type, typing, sky, skies, cloud, clouds, letters, letter, number, numbers, capital, capitals, lower-case, picture, pictures, robot, robots, logging in, log in, modern life
"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."
Tags:theatre, theater, stage, stageshow, stage show, entertain, entertains, entertaining, entertainers, act, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, improv, improv comedy, improvised, improvising, obscure, complex, complicated, brain, brainiac, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, convoluted, account, accountant, accountants, accounting, stand-up, stand-up comedy, stand up, stand up comedy, number, numbers, number crunching, spreadsheet, spreadsheets
This Week's Winning Numbers
Tags:lottery, the lottery, gambling, gambler, gamblers, winning numbers, mathematical symbol, mathematical symbols, roman numerals, overcomplication, over complication, over complicated, over-complicated, lottery balls, state lottery, state lotteries, betting, number, numbers, math joke, math jokes, maths joke, maths jokes
'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'
"Your bill—I'd like to get these numbers up."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, number, numbers
Number of the beast.
Tags:666, number of the beast, devil, devils, satan, demon, demons, demonic, hell, hells, heaven, heavens, ticket, tickets, que, ques, beelzebub, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, steal, steals, stole, stolen, number, numbers, beast, beasts, wait, waits, waiting, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'
Tags:suture, sutures, number, numbers, train, trains, training, trained, trainer, trainers, aid, aids, join, joins, joining, joined, joiner, joiners, intern, interns, trainee, trainees, new technique, new techniques, teaching method, teaching methods, stitch, stitches, stitched, stitching, close to home
'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'
"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
Tags:satan, satanic, satanic rituals, rituals, occult, cult, cultist, lucifer, witch, witches, black magic, dark magic, demon, demons, demonology, devil, the devil, demonic, black mass, black masses, robe, robes, magic, magical, spiritual, spirit, astral, technology, tech, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile, mobiles, cell, cellphone, cell phone, cell phones, cells, call, called, butt dial, butt dials, butt dialled, serious implications, implications, wrong number, wrong, incorrect, number, pentagram, circle, pentacle
And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician
'I thought 60 was the new 40?'
"Say, aren't you my opposite number at McMillan and bell?"
Tags:number, numbers, opposite number, opposite numbers, upsidedown, upside down, upside-down, competition, the competition, competitor, competitors business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businesspersonoffices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers
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