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"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."
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"Oh, that three billion dollars."
'Half of the numbers are accurate, that's why we're auditing the remaining 56%.'
"I was an eight, too, until the number crunchers got hold of me."
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"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."
I've disproved the law of averages. I asked 200 pretty girls out on a date and not 1 of them said yes.'
"It's the old story. I was in the middle of successful acting career when I was bitten by the accounting bug."
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Irish Step Accounting
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"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."
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'Looks good. Let me run it past the number-crunchers.'
'No! Balancing a budget does not mean you spend everything you earn!'
'Have you got the accounts right yet?' - 'Yes, but I had to put in three mistakes to make them balance.'
"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."
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Cereal for Accountants
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'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'
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"His numbers stack up but I'd still like a second opinion!"
"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."
"We've got the numbers...now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"
"Sorry, we don't serve the Lumberjack's breakfast to accountants."
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"We've worked out all the figures, we're just not sure what order to put them in!"
'Can you believe that seven women, that's 83.5% of females in the 21-50 age band who are present, think I'm boring?'
"He's been doing the number-crunching ever since he saw the budget forecast..."
"Most efficient accounting team we've had around here in a long time!"
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'We're pretty sure we've got all the right figures, we're just not sure what order to put them in!'