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"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."
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Dung Beetle Drive Thrus - 'I'd like a number two meal.'
Baby on a potty holding up a No.2 sign.
Cat reads the paper while on the 'toilet'.
'I'll take a number two.'
'You guys might want to clear out and head to the other side of the bowl. I've got to go number two.'
"As a banker, I look out for number one."
'Help Doctor!! My baby swallowed a pencil!'
number 1 and number 2 mom
"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"
'Hey, you just gave me a big pile of poop!!!'
'Welcome. My name's Dave. I'm the boss, and this is my number two.'
When dung beetles eat out.
"Table for two, please."
Number two pencil, pretending to be a number one, fears that his deception has been uncovered.
Number one Dad and Number two Dad.
'That T- shirt suited my first husband just fine.'
'This is Harrison, he's my number two man.'
When Cartoonists Get Physical Examinations: 'What's this?' 'I thought you said you wwanted a sample of my number two...'
'I got to the top by looking out for number one, Henderson. Now it's number two I have to look out for.'
The Count goes number two... two...
STRIP *Bliss* # 8 Methane build up in bathroom
"Number One is having a Number Two, Number Two is having a Number One...I'm the third officer, sir."
Toddler toys company's toilet