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'Four million, eight hundred seventeen thousand sixty three... two? Wait... four... wait, oh boy, I probably should have been writing this down.'
"And what is your preference in wine-single or double figures?"
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"Why does it always have to represent something?"
Tags:meeting, meetings, presentation, presentations, boardroom, boardrooms, meeting room, meeting rooms, business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, presenter, presenters, chart, charts, graph, graphs, statistics, numbers, line, lines, pointless, useless, meaningless, art, modern art, abstract, artistic, represent, representation, representative, office, offices, office life, executive, executives
A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
"He's away attending to a personal matter, but he did leave a number where he can't be reached."
Tags:personal matter, personal matters, secretary, secretaries, away message, away messages, personal phone, personal phone number, personal phone numbers, out of office, out of office message, out of office messages, office assistant, office assistants, executive, executives, number, numbers, contact, contacts, contacting
"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."
Tags:mozart, wolfgang amadeus, number cruncher, number crunchers, number crunching, numbers, accountant, accounting, accounts receivable, accounts payable, study, studies, studying, classical music, studying music, concentrate, concentrates, concentration, concentrating, effort, effortless, time flies
'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'
'It's your other 0.5.'
'Half of the numbers are accurate, that's why we're auditing the remaining 56%.'
"Yes sir, nothing beats watching the old equity accumulate."
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Does your accountant speak your language?
I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.
"Please type the letters you see above."
Tags:captcha, turing test, turing tests, ai, artificial intelligence, challenge-response test, challenge-response tests, completely automated public turing test to tell computers and humans apart, internet, online, computer, computers, human, humans, type, typing, sky, skies, cloud, clouds, letters, letter, number, numbers, capital, capitals, lower-case, picture, pictures, robot, robots, logging in, log in, modern life
Eventually they found someone to do the math, and because nothing added up, they went out of business.
"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."
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This Week's Winning Numbers
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'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'
"Your bill—I'd like to get these numbers up."
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Number of the beast.
Tags:666, number of the beast, devil, devils, satan, demon, demons, demonic, hell, hells, heaven, heavens, ticket, tickets, que, ques, beelzebub, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, steal, steals, stole, stolen, number, numbers, beast, beasts, wait, waits, waiting, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Take this and have a masseuse massage the numbers until they fit into out proposed profit projections.'
'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'
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"Now that the holidays are over we'd like you to get back to crunching numbers."
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'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'
'The numbers don't look good. Ironically, there's no quick fix.'