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"Sorry about that resumé. I haven't had much call recently for words or math."
'That's from the last year the data was available.'
"They say every vote counts, but I never learned to."
'Today in school, we learned how to count to one.'
'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'
'No wonder I'm failing math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I dialed the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'
'Look! - Oog has invented the numbers racket!'
"Man... I wish they hadn't taught us how to count!"
With these ten digits I will be able to keep you busy with homework for the entire school year.
Accountants - "I'm doing a hard sum and I haven't got enough fingers."
'They teach us to read and write so we can use computers until they become voice interactive.'
'How come some people can understand the mathematical principals underlying the structure of the cosmos. Yet I can't even add up a restaurant bill?'