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''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'
'Playing against the English convents always brought the best out of Sister O'Driscoll!'
Second to Nun
"I don't think this is my order...or even my species."
"We're a pecking order."
"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"
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"What a coincidence. We're religious 'nones', too."
'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'
"Mother Superior - does that mean she's more important than you are?"
Nun reads book entitled The Seven Habits of Highly Successful People.
Nun hammering with a crucifix
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Nun spraying Cupid with pesticide
"The Senior Center hated the new look but the Middle School went ballistic."
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"By the way, I prefer to be called 'Sister'. 'Mother' makes me feel too old."
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"You're a bride of Jesus now? Well....I hope the guy earns enough to feed a family!"
Pregnant Nun With Shopping Bag
'So, Sister, what is the size of your habit?'
"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."
Nuns do things out of force of habit.
'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'
'That is a disgusting habit!'
Pleased to meet you.