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"And you, Howard? Are you fully committed to taking this woman for your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I , Bob, take you, um, gosh, I'm terrible with names. I think it starts with a J. Joan? Jane? Jill? You don't look like a Jill. How about Jan?"
"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"
Attorney - Pre-nups, post-nups, just shacking up-nups.
"Counsel for the groom, does your client, Dave, take Cindy to be his lawfully wedded wife? If so, please signify by saying 'he does'."
'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'
Dead man walking...
'I'll take that as a 'yes.''
Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'
Groom and bride walk out of church as rice is thrown. Groom has sign on back 'Kick Me'.
'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'
'uh, dear. I think we're supposed to write our own vows, not each others.'
"Let's get married."
"I didn't like the tone of your 'I do'."
"Marry you? I don't want to simplify my life that much!"