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'OK, Mr. Nurtz. Time to get you prepped for surgery.'
'All our nurses now have degrees...unfortunately nurse Pilbright's is in the expressive arts!'
'Do you remember when all we had to do was look after people?'
'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'
'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'
'I didn't mean a p-e-a sample.'
'I'm switching my major to 'rehab', so I can meet celebrities.'
'Nurse Ryder when was the last time you actually spoke to Mr. Wilson.'
'We really should talk about how time constraints preclude applying the skills we were taught, to deal with spiritual distress, but I have to run.'
'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring nurse in the hospital.'
'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'
'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'
"Who's the sickest?"
'When I wiggle my leg like this, I get a pain here.'
'You haven't touched your lunch.'
"'Nurturing the sick and suffering', very interesting but first shall we look at how you manage forms ERT/3 through to HNF/56b."
'He got sprayed with fertilizer.'
"It's tough to goof off in this job. When you call in sick, they make you come in."
'Could I have a doggie bag?'
'But the uniform was the main reason I became a nurse in the first place.'
'Is my wife in there?'
'Did you know, when dad was a kid, he nursed a baby bird back to health with an eyedropper?' 'So, he's not the gruff parent he pretends to be?'
'Plenty of life in the old dog yet!'
'I never make the same mistake twice!'
'We're a bit short of staff so if no-one answers the red button then you should try screaming 'Help me HELP ME Dear God I'm Dying' as loud as you can!'