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Batman at the Maternity Ward
Tags:maternity ward, maternity wards, maternity unit, maternity units, maternity clinic, maternity clinics, nurse, newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, baby, babies, infant, infants, father, fathers, fatherhood, taking after your dad, taking after your dads, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, comic book, comic books, comic book character, comic book characters, superhero movie, superhero movies, crime fighter, crime fighters, superhero life, life of a superhero, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, father's pride, dad's pride, pride
"- Another internship, and he will surely be admitted to our kindergarten."
"You want to check out my crib?"
Tags:crib, cribs, baby, babies, cot, cots, bachelor pad, bachelor pads, bachelor, bachelors, infant, infants, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, love life, love-life, pick up, pick-up, pick ups, pick-ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatups, infantilize, infantilized, immature, immaturity, nursery, nurseries
'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'
Tags:basketball, preschool, preschools, nursery, nurseries, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, nba, national basketball association, scout, scouts, scouting, scouted, love, loves, loving, win, wins, winning, winner, lose, loses, losing, loser, transfer, transfers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"The nursery is almost finished."
Tags:nursery, nurseries, nursery decoration, nursery decorations, camera, cameras, security camera, security cameras, cage, cages, nursery furniture, nursery furnitures, pregnancy, pregnancies, expectant mother, expectant mothers, paranoia, new parent, new parents, paranoid, parenthood, parenting, nervous parent, nervous parents, health and safety, health & safety, family life, family-life
Newborns on cell phones
Tags:maternity ward, maternity wards, hospital, hospitals, maternity hospital, maternity hospitals, newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, baby, babies, newborn baby, newborn babies, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smart phones, phone addict, phone addicts, technology addict, technology addicts, technology addition, technology addictions, new father, new fathers, new parent, new parents, children and technology
"His parents never picked him up."
'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'
Baby nappies are a toxic waste.
"I wonder if I should ask him to play."
Tags:kid, kids, child, childhood, nursery, nurseries, nursery school, nursery schools, kindergarten, kindergartens, pre-school, pre-schools, preschool, preschools, play ground, play grounds, playground, playgrounds, playtime, playtimes, play time, play times, recess, toddler, toddlers, terrible twos, terrible 2s, bully, bullies, bullying, boys and girls, growing up, games, game, kick, kicking
"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"
Tags:inside voices, voice, voices, quiet, quieter, quiet down, question, questions, kindergarten, nursery, nurseries, classroom, classrooms, angry, anger, teacher, teachers, school, schools, angry, irritated, irritate, annoy, annoys, annoyed, clenched teeth, clenched jaw, child, children, kid, kids, called out, precocious, point out
"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."
Tags:nap, naps, naptime, nap-time, nap times, nap-times, nap time, napping, interruption, interruptions, interrupting, kid, kids, nursery, nurseries, kindergarten, kindergartens, childcare, child-care, child care, phone, phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, helicopter parenting
'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'
Tags:nursery, nurseries, kid, kids, rhyme, rhymes, story, stories, book, books, song, songs, spoon, spoons, saucer, saucers, dish, dishes, flatware, cutlery, cutleries, plate, plates, runaway, runaways, police, police officers, cop, cops, policeman, authorities, news, reporter, reporters, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Thank God we're cute. You only get one chance to make a good first impression.'
'My kindergarten class is using frozen waffles for stacking and building.'
'We've got pretty much everything we need except someone to pay for college.'
"The first one to fall asleep gets today's competitive-edge award."
Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials
Tags:annual, annuals, perennial, perennials, centennial, centennials, millennial, milennials, gardening, garden, gardens, horticulture, garden store, nursery, nurseries, flowers, seeds, gardening stores, garden centre, garden center, garden centres, garden centers, generation, generations, unusual, classify, generation z, time, lasting, lasts
Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!
'Would you like your child be in the gluten-free class, the lactose-free class, or the peanut-allergic class?'
"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."
Tags:unproductive, unhelpful, education, education system, school, schools, learn through play, learn-through-play, memorization, memorisation, modern, snowflake, snowflakes, putz, putzing round, kindergarten, nursery, nurseries, useless, airy, head in clouds, skeptical, cynical, teacher, teachers, teaching, curriculum, curriculums, curricula, syllabus
"I think we're ready for a tree."
Tags:word play, play on words, mix up, situational, awkward, parents, parenting, parental, nursery, tree nursery, child, kid, children, kids, baby, babies, tree, trees, plants, house plant, house plants, indoor plant, indoor plants, garden, gardens, gardened, gardening, responsibility, responsible, family, starting a family
'She wants to keep my marbles. . .She's already swallowed two.'
"I'm hoping things will turn around. I just signed with a hot new day-care center."
Tags:day care center, day-care center, daycare center, daycare centre, daycare centers, daycare centres, day care centers, day-care centers, day care centre, day care centres, day-care centers, day-care centre, day-care centres, fresh start, fresh starts, baby, babies, toddler, toddlers, nursery, nurseries, childcare
'Now that we have kindergarten behind us, the rest should be smooth sailing.'