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'My god, he's insane.'
The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'
"I'll try to be more like the owl if you'll be more like the pussycat."
"Let's see! You had roast beef. I had none."
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'It says right here, Mr. Dumpty, may cause dizziness and affect balance.'
Old MacDonald Had An Optometrist
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"That's what I mean by going the extra mile."
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"Eventually, I'd like to see you able to put yourself back together."
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"She cut off his what with a carving knife?"
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'Is it near a school?'
They say history repeats itself, and this time, they were ready. . .
'Mary had a little smartphone. It's case was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, her phone was sure to go.'
Jack and Jill
"We're raising the children as forks."
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Jack B. Nimble simulates jumping over a candlestick.
"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."
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'And this little e-mail went 'Re: Re: Re;' all across the subject line.'
Humpty Dumpty sits on the wall and a chef with a large frying and a spatchella waits suspiciously below.
'I've got a bad feeling about this.'
Mr. Dumpty Lawyers Up
'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'
'Do you have industrial strength instant glue?'
"That's Apple Pie, right Grammie...There's not a lot of Blackbirds baked inside like that nursery rhyme you sing, right?"
"We want to know why piggy number three gets roast beef, and we get this slop!"
"Gentlemen, the fact that all my horses and all my men couldn't put Humpty together again simply proves to me that I must have more horses and more men."