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'We need a taller ladder, chief!'
'How do you expect to jump over the real moon if you can't make it over a few boards nailed together? Let's go! Move it! Move it!'
'Oh, good...NOW you order a pail of water online!'
World's Wildest Wall-Sitting Videos.
Conspiracy theorist claim that it was a clump of dirt behind a barn that a cow jumped over. Not the moon.
'Kids, the sitter's here.'
'I thought you said everyone was going to bring a dish to pass?!
'Mom' Goes the Weasel
How Old McDonald Lost the Farm
The Cow Jumps Over the Moon.
Dish tied to roof
'...And they all hoped they would live happily ever after.'
"What do I do when I get to the top?"
"Cows jumping over the moon? Dishes running away with spoons? And this was written before people took recreational drugs?"
'...The household robot laughed to see such sport and the ipad ran away with the smart phone.'
'I'm not asking for the world...but couldn't you at least run the dishwasher while I'm out jumping over the moon?'
'...and the dish ran away with the trendier spork.'
Old lady living in shoe fetches repairman for broken lace.
Lanky men and chubby women work at 'Sprat Industries'.
'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'
Dog licking up Humpty Dumpty.
'And everywhere Mary goes, I'm sure to follow, using GPS and Google Earth.'
'It doesn't say, son, who bottlefed the calf while the cow was out jumping over the moon.'
After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.