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Turf War on West 49th Street
"We've completely taken over Earth's political systems, profoundly altered its ecology in our favor, and—outside of a few nutcases—all of its inhabitants refuse to admit we even exist!"
"Yes, but what are your goals?"
"Your story of alien abduction is very compelling, Mr. Federson..."
"I'm a religious nut."
"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"
'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)
House of parliament - May contain nuts.
'It isn't even lunchtime and I've already had my five fruits.'
'Go on then, leave, I don't care. I knew when we got married you was a nutcase...'
'Vlad the lad formerly Vlad the impaler.'
"Objection, your honor! Council should refrain from referring to my client as a 'nutcase'."