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'The 'Humungo Meal' comes with your choice of 2 sides...heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes or obesity.'
"You really need some sun."
'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'
"You're not getting enough proteins."
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"Not only is it greener, but I suspect it's richer in all the essential nutrients."
'Let's start by lowering your dosage of Omega-3.'
'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'
"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."
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'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'
A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.
'Some people get a placebo meal - inferior, less nutritious ingredients.'
"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."
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'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'
'Your lab tests came back. Your levels of vitamin A,B,C,D,and E are normal but your levels of vitamins F,G,H,I, and J are low.'
"Now you've got too much iron in your diet..."
'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'
'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'
'I suggest you start sleeping in and not catching the worms early every day...'
"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."
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"Kill something low-fat."
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"Even if wine is made our of fruit I don't think it counts as part of your 'five a day'."
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"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."
'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anit-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'
"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."