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Researchers at the National Nutrition Institute study whether or not food really does go directly to our thighs.
Frank's Diet Progress.
'Hi, my name's Krystyn, and I'll be the nutritionist liaison to your waiter tonight.'
'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'
Chicken and the Food Pyramid,
'No, you don't get to choose between the wearin' of the green and the eatin' of the green.'
'You need to go on a balanced diet.'
'Right that covers nutritional theory in the socio-economic context of class structure in a eurocentric and essentially homophobic culture, now if one of you could take a tit out we'll do a practical.'
'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'
The Food Pyramid - Third World Edition
'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'
'The IV needs salt.'
'Can I substitute saltwater taffy for a serving of seafood?'
Nutritionist - Out to a Low Carb Lunch.
Cereal for Accountants
'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'
'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'
'Oh man... I hate fast food!'
Cheesecake nutritional information.
HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'
'This is an eco-friendly Italian shoe. If you don't like it anymore, you can eat it with pasta sauce.'
'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'
It was the health benefits that got me started on red wine.