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37 Servings of Vegetables a Day!
'And I want a load of those statins I read about that let you eat as many fatburgers as you like without getting a heart attack.'
Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.
'This looks good. The first ingredient is calories.'
'I thought carrots were suppose to be good for the eyes?'
'Do you want a fright with that?'
'Some people get a placebo meal - inferior, less nutritious ingredients.'
'You're lucky you can't read.'
"Do you remember when food had food in it?"
"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."
'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'
'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.'
"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."
'It says 'An honest product from an honest company...100% artificial''.
"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."
'Do you remember when food had food in it?'
Mr. Snak: Guarantee - Nothing at Mr. Snack has the minimum daily requirement of anything.
"If we're high in protein, why are we so small?"
"Everything bad for you has already been removed."
"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."
"Some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but some of the other additives cure it."
Half the calories of a bigger portion.
'Powerful antioxidants, that can promote good health, found in chocolate. . .'