Nutritionalists Cartoons and Comics

"When I recommended you give him a more varied diet, I didn't just mean all 12 varieties of Fatsnax Crispy Treats."

'You have a fear of Thiamine, Riboflavin, Niacin, etc.,...better known as Vitamin B Complex.'

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

If you're bothered by the guilt, I can put two scoops of real butter pecan ice cream in one of our Lo-Cal Fat-Free cups.

'She said we ought to have at least one portion of fresh fruit or vegetable with every meal.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'