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'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'
'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'
"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
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'Let me put your cholesterol levels in terms you'll understand. If they were your bowling scores, you'r be making a fortune on the pro tour.'
'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'
'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'
"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
Tags:childhood obesity, fat epidemic, obesity epidemic, fat, fatness, obese, obesity, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, witch, witches, witchcraft, hansel, gretel, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, nutritionist, nutritionists, junk food, junk foods, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, wicked witch, wicked witches
Gentrification of the Fridge.
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'The 'Humungo Meal' comes with your choice of 2 sides...heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes or obesity.'
Popeye Switches to Kale.
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I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
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When vegans pose for photos.
Thanks to her new food-breath analyzer Cheryl could find out what her kids really had for lunch.
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
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'Yes, normally, carrots are good for you eyes, but in your case they only increase your sense of smell.'
New Studies Show All Foods Bad For You.
'The nurse says I'm morbidly obese... So what are you going to do about it.'
'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'
'Let's start by lowering your dosage of Omega-3.'
"I told him to lay off the high-fibre diet."
Tags:lay off, lays off, laying off, high fibre diet, high fibre diets, high fiber diet, high fiber diets, diet, diets, dieting, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, food, foods, sprout, sprouts, sprouting, hair, leaf, leaves, tree, trees, complication, complications, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians
Fast food trap.
The Walrus and the Spoilsport
Tags:the walrus and the carpenter, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, poem, poems, poetry, shellfish, high cholesterol, blood pressure, high blood pressure, medication, nag, nags, nagging, chide, chides, chiding, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dietiticians, healthy life, healthy living, gadfly, gadflies
'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'
PIGGERS ANONYMOUS ...'We have a new symbol to help define our dietary guidelines.'
"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."
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