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'The airport manager donated her pantyhose when the last wind sock blew away.'
'I told you nylon carpets were a mistake.'
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House Painter: Oh great, what a day. Now I've got another stocking in my ladder!
Woman: 'Ohh, great! Just what I need! A ladder in my stocking!'
'Little John, you idiot! You've just laddered my best tights!'