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"If you've finished reading the tablets, please pass them back to the front."
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'No, I'm not adding an eleventh commandment that your wife can't drag you to see those goofy Twilight movies.'
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'Good news I'm ten percent under budget.'
'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'
Moses parts the Red Sea.
'Just remember, without me, you're nothing!'
"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"
'I thought we were going to IMPROVISE!'
Buzzfeed Does The Bible
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It's Time for A Minimum Wage Increase!
"I know I should love my neighbor as myself, but he isn't my neighbor!"
"'Do you realize how silly you look...?"
Copyright 1340 B.C. God (Moses)
'Did you run them through the spell-check?' (god, moses and the ten commandments)
British PM David Cameron taking some DVDs from his ministerial red box.
As a child Moses was always getting into trouble
Studies show that fat people achieve the 'genius' figure of 10,000 hours knife and for experience some 3.6 yrs earlier than non-fatties.
Ed Miliband converts 10 Downing Street to lol (laughing out loud).
'Yes, all at once!'
'Are you sure about this? - These people have NO sense of humor.'
Moses parts the Red Sea.
'And look what happened when I turn the tablet sideways - the text swivels the right way up.'
'How much do I tip myself?'