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Moses holds a 1040 form.
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The Red-Light Accounting District
A man shows up to a lottery winner's door with a 1040 form.
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"Cheetah more than friend. Cheetah dependent."
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"It's from the IRS. It seems we were three dollars off on our 1983 tax return. They want fines and penalties totalling $11,000!"
'Now, remember, when we get in there, let me do all the talking.'
IRS: Short Form.
'We were going over some of your returns from a past life and...'
"Head of household? Now, who would that be?"
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"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."
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'Nice touch, but we don't have any openings in the auditing department.'
"It's an IRS 1040 form."
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"We don't stand behind our service, but we do offer a free All-You-Can-Eat salad bar while you wait."
"Any capital gains?"
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"May I keep this to hang up on my wall? It's a real doozy."
I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.
Dear Sir, We have misused all of the money that you sent us and we need you to send us more. Thank you, Internal Revenue
"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."
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Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.
'We're curious as to why you claimed double the amount of miles you slithered for business purposes over the last two tax years?'
"Oh, I see why you're puzzled. That's not businessman's lunch. It's businessman's launch."
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