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'The next time you decide to send a Valentine's email...don't press 'send all' by mistake.'
'You didn't like it when I got you flowers from the petrol station, so this year I've bought you a litre of engine oil.'
'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'
'We were on the way out of the house before I remembered I needed something for the valentine party today.'
"Hey, what do you say we just skip Valentine's Day this year?"
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Say 'IT' with flowers.
' ... and, finally, your contract allows you five minutes on Valentine's day to smell the roses.'
"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"
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"I've always seen him as rather aloof, a typical manager...but this has made me see him in a completely new light!"
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"And that's for making me break my New Year's resolution!!"
"I find the whole valentines day thing totally revolting! It's nothing but a veiled misogynistic attack on the status of women by reducing them to the whimpering recipients of chocolate hearts and limp roses."
Stone Age Valentine
'I've been demoted to bromances.'
'Listen. I keep finding these in my yard. It needs to stop!'
'So you want me to 'let it slip' about the 73 Valentines cards that you got...'
'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'
"It's Valentine's Day, Miss Hanover. May we dot our i's with little hearts?"
"You know this doesn't make me cupid, right?"
"That reminds me...Happy valentine."
'You'd think a big greeting card company like that would have spell check.'
Valentines Day truck
Health and safety considerations require that you put rubber tips on the arrow heads and replace the unicorns tears in your love potion with saline.'
"I might be a caveman, but I love to give you chocolates on Valentines Day."
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