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'Did you remember the gift receipts?'
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"Behold! A most unusual star in the East." "Could be trouble." "Let's not get involved." Three very wise men.
"Order now, and get the gold AND the frankincense! Now how much would you pay!?! But WAIT..."
'Two pair ain't gonna cut it, Joseph. I've got three kings.'
"Well that didn't work. Looks like we go with plan B."
Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.
"And you call yourself a 'wise man'!"
'I told you it would be crazy on Saturday!' - The First Christmas
Three Parent Baby
Golfer sees three camels going across a bunker.
0 BC: Awkwardness in Bethlehem.
"The Wise Men brought gifts: ginseng, St John's and ginkgo biloba"
'Did you keep the receipt?'
Three wise men?! And not one of you bought chocolate!
"We bring gold and frankincense. The myrrh is in the mail."
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Three Kings - Buy one get one free!
Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.
"Shopping vouchers? Is that all you got him?"
Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.
'Is it just me, or are news reports getting more and more gimmicky?'
The three wise men and their friend Crazy Larry.
'We bring B&H Gold - Franklin Mint and - meh.'
"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."
You two go, I'm following the stars on Twitter.
'The birth? Not bad. Halo was a bit of a problem...'