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"How can a fund that's loosing us money call itself socially responsible?"
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Unusual Retirement Plans
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"I'd like to invest in white bread, whitefish, white beans, whitewash..."
"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."
"If we don't give up the cars, holidays and meals out we'll never save enough in our pension to have a decent retirement."
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"Well the good news is that with the increase in our retirement age my pension will only have to last a few years!"
'A 401K? Are you kidding? I can't even run a 5K!'
"You wouldn't spend twelve years with an organization that didn't even offer a 401K."
'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'
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'If my 401K gets any lower I'll end up owing someone money!'
"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."
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"Yes, number 5 ... and that means, Albert, if you get the fifth number right, you'll win a retirement pension."
Savings for social security.
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"Could be better. How's your retirement plan going?"
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