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'No, being forty is not the result of an aging disease.'
'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'
'You know you're 40 when...'
'You know you're 40 when...'(women)
Make a wish! I wish I wasn't forty...
'My life began at 40 but my credit problems had a huge head start.'
'Turning forty is nothing in this day and age. Forty is the new thirty.' 'Damn! I remember how bad I felt the LAST time I was thirty.'
Beware - Baby Boomers Turning 40.
Bob's 40th Birthday Parody.
'But isn't 40 the new 30?'
'If life begins at forty, why do they let us leave school twenty four years early?'
40th birthday card: 'Time to start voting Tory.'
After 40 we send 'Thank you' notes to people for forgetting our birthday.
"I'm not actually 40 this year but that's the birthday I celebrate every year."
'...so, do you think your Robert will have something special surprise for your 40th Amanda?'
Colin thought he looked pretty good for forty-two.
'Don't get hysterical...Life begins at 40...'
'In physical conditions such as yours, age 40 is the new 60!'
The aging process can play some cruel jokes on your body!
'Good news. Forty is the new twelve.'
Nifty ways to dump your lover; Celebrate her 40th.
"The age limit on naked handstands is there for a reason!"