Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'OMG! Ther wos a tym wen ppl talked 2 1 another?'
On the eve of her 40th birthday, Jeff dyes Mindy's hair grey while she sleeps.
"Nothing serious, Bob - just a case of the forties."
'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'
'If sixty is the new forty, thirty must be the new ten.'
Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.
'You know you're 40 when...'
'You know you're 40 when...'(women)
Make a wish! I wish I wasn't forty...
'My life began at 40 but my credit problems had a huge head start.'
'Turning forty is nothing in this day and age. Forty is the new thirty.' 'Damn! I remember how bad I felt the LAST time I was thirty.'
"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."
Tags:gift, gifts, grateful, gratitude, gratefulness, life, cynic, cynics, cynical, dark humor, dark humour, exchange, exchanges, exchanging gifts, unwanted, present, presents, middle age, middle aged, midlife crisis, forty, forties, fortieth birthday, 40th birthday, age, birthday, birthdays, waste, wastes, wasted
Beware - Baby Boomers Turning 40.
Bob's 40th Birthday Parody.
'If life begins at forty, why do they let us leave school twenty four years early?'
"Of course 40 is the new 39."
'60 is the new 40.'
"No dear, you don't look 40. Those days are past."
Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in.
"Everything was going great until the day I turned forty. Then my face just seemed to cave in."
"They say that life begins at 40 - but so do lumbago, failing hearing, poor eyesight and constantly repeating yourself! They say..."
Naughty at 40!
"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"
'If only there were 15 months in a year, I'd still be 30...'
'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'